O C ME

i count the number of 'pumps' required to dispense the ideal amount of paper towel from each kind of dispenser i encounter. i do this everywhere, and i like to remember how many pumps are optimal for a given dispenser (the Scott Paper Designer series is my favourite ... smooth operation, and two pumps are usually enough!)
i snicker to myself when i notice that a company / restaurant is cheap and have rigged the dispenser to give out less towel per pump.
i've blamed this obsession on the fact that i worked for Scott Paper a few years ago, but that might be a lie ...