don't get a lifestyle, get a life!

"Conformity through consumption is the name of the game these days. What is a hipster, after all, other than a successful slave to the dictates of the pop culture police? A ponce like that isn't going to stick his neck out for anything. What? And risk having some baton-wielding cop break his iPod? I mean, how annoying is that?"

~ a call to action from the Luddite